Wednesday 22 August 2012

JayHind Sadma Awards 2012

Jay Hind, World’s first TV show made exclusively for the internet, launched ‘Sadma Awards’ for the most sordid & disgusting achievements of the year. Anchored by Sumeet Raghavan Jay Hind covers news in the world and in India, focusing on current trends, topics and news. Contemporary and edgy, JayHind! is a breakthrough in online entertainment focusing on sharp & sarcastic humour. Recently, COLORS has launched this show under a new name – The Late Night Show. The Late Night Show, just like JayHind!, is uniquely scripted and uncensored and has an irreverent take on happenings of all kinds, across the board. Let’s see the nominations for Sadma Awards.

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JootaMaar of the year
  • Jitendra Pathak :: For throwing shoe at Arvind Kejriwal.
  • Kapil Thakur :: For throwing shoe at Kalmadi.
  • Kuldeep :: For throwing shoe at Rahul Gandhi
Foot in the Mouth Award
  • Digvijay Singh
  • Kapil Sibal
  • Salman Khurshid
  • P. Chidambaram
Bankrupt of the Year
  • Kingfisher
  • Kodak
  • MF Global
  • BJP
Rumour of the Year
  • Don 2 is hit.
  • Lokpal bill pass honey wala hai.
  • Rahul Gandhi is Gay.
  • Tata NANO is safe.
Rumour Monger of the Year
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Subramanian Swamy
  • Digvijay Singh
“Kapde Phenk, Tamasha Dekh” award for the “Nangi Ladki” of the Year
  • Poonam Pandey
  • Sherlyn Chopra
  • Sunny Leone
  • Veena Malik
“Crime Master Gogo” award for Thief of the Year
  • A. Raja
  • Suresh Kalmadi
  • Reddy Brothers
  • Madhu Koda
“Ghisa Hua Okay Sabun” Award for Maximum Dhulai in a Year
  • M S Dhoni
  • Virendar Sehwag
  • Ishant Sharma
  • VVS Laxman
“Tapakti Laar Award for Lalchi” of the Year Award
  • BCCI
  • Babu Singh Kushwaha
  • Stephen Hester of RBS
  • Ponty Chada
Ass Of The Year
  • Chetan Bhagat
  • Kim Kardarshan
  • Mitt Romney
  • B S Yedurappa
Meri Aukat Bhul Gaya
  • Baba Ramdev
  • MS Dhoni
  • Anil Kapoor
  • Shirish Kunder
Ostrich Of The Year
  • Pakistan
  • Eurozone
  • Sachin Tendulkar
  • P Chidambaram
Ghatiya Research of The Year
  • Aakash Tablet
  • Blackberry Playbook
  • IQ is linked to virginity
  • Dog Fleas jump higher than Cat Fleas
Mad Scientist of the Year
  • Wasedea University, Japan (Research on Phone microwave)
  • Usher (For creating Justin Bieber)
  • Digivjay Singh (For inventing RSS syndrome)
  • Dhanush (For Kolaveri di)
Baba of the Year
  • Swami Nityanand
  • Baba Ramdev
  • Bhimanand
  • Rahul Baba
Thappad of the year
  • Sharad Pawar
  • Sukhram
  • Shirish Kunder
  • Saif Ali Khan
Musafir Of The year (for people who just roamed around doing nothing)
  • Manmohan Singh
  • Suhel Seth
  • Indian Cricket Team
  • Shekhar Kapur
Bhag Bhag DK BOSE DK BOSE Bhag AWARD
  • Rahul Dravid
  • VVS Laxman
  • The Indian Economy
  • Gaddafi
Idiot of the Year
  • Kapil Sibal
  • Shahrukh Khan
  • B S Yeddyurappa
  • Suhel Seth
Shaitan Of The Year
  • Bauna Shaitan Amar Singh
  • Vijay Mallya
  • Rajniti Prasad
  • Nira Radia
Twitter pe paka daala award
  • Rajdeep Sardesai (For his good night fundas)
  • Chetan Bhagat (For Writing “Lyke Dis” on Twitter)
  • Barkha Dutt (For her self-praise)
  • Amitabh Bachhan (For everything he tweets)
‘Papa Kahte hain’ Award For The Worst Star Son/Daughter Of The Year
  • Chirag Paswan (Miley na Miley Hum)
  • Sonam Kapoor (Ayesha & Players)
  • Abhishek Bachhan (Game & Players)
  • Mimoh Chakraborty (Haunted (3D))
“Sabse bada bakch#d” for Frustrated Anchor of the Year
  • Ayushmaan Khurana (Just dance, Star plus)
  • Arnab Goswami (Times Now)
  • Raghu Ram (Roadies, MTV)
  • Rajeev Masand (CNN IBN Film Review Show)
Sadma Shri Award
  • Baba Ramdev (for cross-dressing after opposing homosexuality)
  • Rahul Gandhi (for eating free food at poor people’s homes)
  • Dr. Batra (for spamming the PMO enough to win a Padma Shri)
  • Sunny Leone (for being the 1st porn-star to be paid for wearing clothes on TV)
Sadma Bhushan Award
  • Shekhar Gupta (for making his guests walk like stupid for no reason on his news show)
  • Shekhar Kapoor (for announcing one new film every 3 years but never making them. Thankfully)
  • Madhuri Dixit (for taking a break when she was still hot and coming back when she’s fat)
  • Rabri Devi (for silently going back to the kitchen)
Sadma Vibhushan Award
  • Cardinal George Alencherry (for supporting Italian Killers)
  • Amitabh Bachchan (for carrying Abhishek’s at this age)
  • Pritam (for stealing more songs than originally exist)
  • Mamata Banerjee (for being more Crazy than any other Bengali ever)
Jay Hind Ratna Award
  • Suresh Kalmadi (for scamming and forgetting. To scam again)
  • A. Raja (for scamming and using the Dalit Card)
  • Sachin Tendulkar (Bharat Ratna na sahi, yahi sahi)
  • LK Advani (PM ki kursi na sahi, yahi sahi)

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